Today W. added to his array of possible WWF wrestling names and new identities. In speaking to press after a meeting with military advisors, W. said to a raucous crowd amid fireworks and blasting heavy metal rock:
I’m the decision-maker.
When adding this to how he referred to himself on 60 minutes as “the educator-in-chief,” we might have a bit of a problem with conflicting characters on our hands.
Daily Kos has it that he has also called himself the “Commander” and “Decider.”
Aides might be concerned that the several names will cause consumer confusion and will mess with any marketing promotions that were planned for later this year.
It’s a slow news day, and what do we do here at ProgressiveIntelligencia on slow news days? That’s right folks, pick on President, uh, right, Decision-Maker Bush.