POTUS: The decision-maker


Today W. added to his array of possible WWF wrestling names and new identities. In speaking to press after a meeting with military advisors, W. said to a raucous crowd amid fireworks and blasting heavy metal rock:

I’m the decision-maker.

When adding this to how he referred to himself on 60 minutes as “the educator-in-chief,” we might have a bit of a problem with conflicting characters on our hands.

Daily Kos has it that he has also called himself the “Commander” and “Decider.”

Aides might be concerned that the several names will cause consumer confusion and will mess with any marketing promotions that were planned for later this year.

It’s a slow news day, and what do we do here at ProgressiveIntelligencia on slow news days? That’s right folks, pick on President, uh, right, Decision-Maker Bush.


2 Responses to POTUS: The decision-maker

  1. askewed says:

    Slow news day… No such thing!

  2. anoodle says:

    I can’t believe no one has done a parody of Bush like this:
    Picture an SNL-like skit:

    In a bar in Dallas Texas, the year is 2012. Three young college girls are at a bar, doing shots, getting ready for their turn at Karaoke.

    They make small talk. Finally, there turn comes. The music starts, a DJ says, “And now, please welcome, Dallas’ own lovely ladies. What are you going to be singing?”

    First girl says, “Um, we like, totally love Destiny’s Child… can we sing that old song, I’m a Survivor?”
    DJ says, take it away….

    The three do their best Beyonce pose. Music starts. The girls start signing….

    Just then, at the end of the bar, (Will Ferrell), nursing a beer, obviously plasters, screams out, “Wait, Wait, Stop the music. Who do you think you are?”

    He stumbles up to the microphone, and says, “I’ll take it from here ladies, because, heh heh, you know, I’m the Decider.”

    Picture Will Ferrell, obviously drunk, screwing up the lines to the song, replacing the chorus with, “I’m the Decider, I’m gonna make it, Nothin’ can stop me, I’m the Decider….”

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